Cheesehead retailer’s overstock acquired by Commissar Kate Fanclub
In a recent windfall listed on Bensbargains.net, 10,000 foam cheese heads were acquired from an undisclosed manufacturer of foam and inflatable merchandise sold at sporting events. The result of a clerical error in a sports team’s requisition order, a shipping container of the surplus headgear was sold for pennies on the dollar.
The cheese heads will be painted pink and white and re-purposed as cake heads, and distributed to all members of the Commissar Kate Fanclub free of charge.
