- Commissar Kate is the owner of all the cake in New Eden. EVE’s markets have remained empty of cake for so long that CCP removed the cake market group and all cake typeIDs from the UI.
- Any cake production jobs complete to Commissar Kate’s secret station hangar.
- Commissar Kate has over 50 unique titles. these include: Guiding Star of the YCs, Glamorous Leader, Commissar-in-Chief, Guiding Sun Shine, Highest Incarnation of the Warm Commissarly Love, FC (Fleet Center), Ever-Glamorous, Siren of the Sultry Stare, and Dear Commissar who is a perfect incarnation of the appearance that a leader should have.
- Commissar Kate has controlled the outcome of all EVE competitive matches since the late 1980s.
- Commissar Kate honors any ransom paid in cake.
- There is a flower, Commissarkatinalia, named after her. Its extract is banned by customs agents for being too powerful an aphrodisiac.
- Commissar Kate was the model for a once-popular vanity doll which was later discontinued after numerous claims of being unrealistically proportioned.
- Commissar Kate routinely scores 3-4 wrecking shots per volley.
- Not satisfied with holding the title of hawtest female capsuleer ever, she maintains a transgender clone that is the hawtest boy capsuleer ever.
- Commissar Kate’s birth was heralded by a glorious double rainbow and the appearance of a new star.
- Commissar Kate composed six operas over two years.
- Commissar Kate controls the rain.
- Commissar Kate invented the double-bread-with-meat.